SALES PLAINS BARGAINS AND STRAINS

When are the stores up and down the length of the country going to get it into there heads. “People are holding back at Christmas when it comes to buying in favour of giving cash as presents so they and there family can go bargain hunting on boxing day sales”

Sales I might add are coming quicker every year yet these stores are loosing out even though huge crowds are fighting over everything no one wanted to buy during the year.

Get this! Why work all year only to get up early to be stressed out In the cold with hoards of other people hell bent o beating you and everyone else back for tat you could all do without. Christmas spirit in the sales is as welcome as shit on a cook house pump.

Would it not be better to just pig out, get drunk and relax at home with your feet up away from all of that stress. Then there’s all those people who have to work, don’t you think they to would love to kick back and enjoy the holidays in stead of having to work like a slave.

It’s time shops instead of having sales just kept the prices low and in there adverts made it clear. OVER THE HOLIDAYS WE WILL BE HAVING NO SALES SO OUR STAFF LIKE YOUR SELF’S CAN HAVE A LONGER HOLIDAY SO ALL THE SHOPS WILL BE CLOSED. SO IN FUTURE ALL OUR GOODS WILL BE CHEAPER BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU TIGHT BASTARDS ARE HOLDING OUT FOR THE SALES. SO YOU GET A BARGAIN AND WE ONLY GET RID OF BACK DATED STOCK WITH NO SIGNIFICANT INCREASE IN SALES. WE HAVE DECIDED NO MORE SALES BUT LOW PRICES AND OUR STAFF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS CAN HAVE A LONGER BREAK.

SO BUY NOW BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO BARGAINS IN FUTURE.

Right now the shops from 8am have been clogged the roads have been full of bargain hunters with no care for the environment driving here there and every where in pursuit for tat. The planet chocks the streets are clogged the [people are stressed and the workers who would just like to stay in bed are forced back to work early.

Hell right now the news is full of all these bastards heading to the sun for there holidays. But the media are making it look like the air port workers are cunts for going on strike at Christmas. Yet all this year the same news stations are beating us to death with global warming. So why are they siding with all these passages adding to the problem and now showing by going abroad they don’t give a shit about the planet any way, so fuck them all.

Every year we see airports fogged in, fuck it’s winter what do you expect strawberry moos. Just like every year we also see staff going on strike for more money. When will this all stop because if it doesn’t we’ll never see the arse end of inflation. So all well see is price rises and the vicious cycle of yet more inflation and price rises to come.

But people are selfish and nothing will change. Workers will have to work over the holidays for time and a half money just to make up for the shit yearly wages. Plus your need for a bargain is greater than allowing someone to have a break from the grind stone. But even some of you are on shit wages so you too need that bargain to make your money go further.

When all we really need is for the shops to keep the prices at an expectable level for everyone and at the new year and Christmas holidays so everyone can benefit from a stress free week spent in bed or with friends like it should be. So let’s bring back good will to all men and women while saying up yours to stress and the rat race for at least one week of the capitalist year. But unless we all say no to sales these huge super stores won’t give a shit and keep the prices high just to drag you all in at the sales.

Remember this? If a store sells you something in the sales at half price, that shop is still making a profit even if it’s a small one. So when things are full price your paying through the nose just to give the store a huge profit and not for the price of the product your actually buying. So come the sales you think your getting something cheaper when your really not.

So if prices all year round where fairer you would / should have more sales through out the year and if all stores let it be known sales are a thing of the past then people would buy there and then rather than save for the start of the new year sales for last years goods.

But mostly the shop workers would get to enjoy there holidays like the rest of us “but who knows they too might fuck things up by jumping into a plain” as we all choke to death under the fumes or have our ears blasted by the noise from the plans engines. Plus let’s not for get those living beside ever increasing airport run ways and give them and the planet a well over deserved fucking break from your holiday in the.


So put down those credit cards push aside those future plastic debts that will run into billions with calls to credit centres along with the suicide hot lines when you get your bank statements. Say good buy to the selfish buy buy buy urges that has nothing to do with the birth of YOUR Christ. Put your feet up and like myself just vented your anger at the Shit that’s on TV instead of at some stranger trying to sneak by you in the sales for tat you probably don’t need.

Cameronissim is freedom

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